"Hey, Daddy, I want to tell you about my band's UIL competition..." (R sincerely freaked out at this voluntary FaceTime sesh, instigated by Emily herself, haha)
Newest addition to the family.
The best kinds of texts to receive from my Alternate Husbands.
FIFTH DAUGHTER.
When I go to pick-up earnest money...
GIGI, DEAR GOD, KILL ME.
